Elemental Inclinations

The quiz to help you find your element at the Academy of Omniosophical Arts & Sciences

QUESTION - pave paradise

Your local city council wants to pave paradise and put up a parking lot. How do you react?

  • I find another spot for them to build not only a lot, but an entire parking structure -- one that will be used by those visiting the beautiful park that will be left intact
  • I send a 'message' (specifically a molotov cocktail) through the front window of the property developer's home
  • After exclaiming, "Bummer," I shrug it off and look for another park ... Maybe the next one will have skateboard ramps!
  • I picket to generate press coverage and support to keep the park
  • Once the parking lot is finished, I see to it the spot develops a large sink hole and encourage the city council to turn it into a public swimming pool
  • I immediately erect a wonderful playground, making the park so popular it becomes a tourist destination. Even the city council opposes the parking lot now
  • I dig up a slew of legal precedents to prove why they cannot legally touch the garden spot at stake




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